June 2015 Man with kinder egg inserted up his bottom caught flashing near primary schools A drug dealer caught pleasuring himself near two primary schools was locked up after a judge rubbished his claim he was just applying cream to his groin. Michael Akpabio, 27, was first seen by a teacher and her colleague exposing himself in the front seat of his car in Wandsworth, southwest London, on October 1 last year. The headmaster was alerted and police were called. Minutes later a shocked female motorist caught him carrying out a solo sex act outside another Wandsworth school, Southwark Crown Court heard. Jonathan Black, defending, claimed Akpabio, had merely been rubbing cream into his genitals after suffering a motorbike accident. He said Akpabio had admitted two counts of exposure ‘in the face of immense embarrassment and shame’. Akpabio was serving a suspended sentence at the time after being caught in possession of 12 grams of cocaine which was hidden in a Kinder Egg stashed in his bottom. Jailing Akpabio for a total of 18 months, Judge Anthony Leonard said: ‘You do not go to put cream on outside two schools consecutively on two occasions. The schools were Ravenstone Primary School in Balham and Fircroft Primary School in Tooting. ‘The offences themselves are very disturbing. You were sitting in your car outside or very close to two schools. ‘While you have previous convictions and are in breach of a suspended sentence, this is your first sexual offence. ‘The least possible sentence is such that you will go to prison for a period of nine months on each of the two counts that will run concurrently. ‘In respect of the breach of suspended sentence, you will go to prison for a further nine months.’ Akpabio was jailed for nine months for exposure with nine months consecutive for breaching his suspended sentence. The nine month sentence for breaching his suspended sentence will be served consecutively bringing his total sentence to 18 months. Akpabio, of Malvern Close, Mitcham, south London, admitted two counts of exposure. He will serve at least half of this sentence before being released on licence.